Hymns Humor


The Dentist's Hymn:..................Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn.........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing

The Contractor's Hymn.............The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy,Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn..............I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn..................Pass It On

The Shopper's Hymn...............Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

The Pilot's Hymn.......................I'll Fly Away

The Paramedic's Hymn...................Revive Us Again

The Judge's Hymn.......................Almost Persuaded

The Psychiatrist's Hymn............Just A Little Talk With Jesus

The Architect's Hymn...................How Firm A Foundation

The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn...........A Charge To Keep I Have

The Zookeeper's Hymn..............All Creatures of Our God & King

The Postal Worker's Hymn...............So Send I You

The Waiter's Hymn......................Fill My Cup, Lord

The Gardener's Hymn................Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming

The Lifeguard's Hymn...................Rescue the Perishing

The Criminal's Hymn....................Search Me, O God

The Baker's Hymn.............When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder

The Shoe Repairer's Hymn...............It Is Well With My Soul

The Travel Agent's Hymn................Anywhere With Jesus

The Geologist's Hymn...................Rock of Ages

The Hematologist's Hymn.............Are You Washed in the Blood?

The Menswear Clerk's Hymn..............Blest Be the Tie

The Umpire's Hymn......................I Need No Other Argument

The Librarian's Hymn...................Whispering Hope


Some Hymns for Senior Citizens

Just a slower walk with thee

Count your many birthdays, Name them one by one

Go tell it on the mountain, and speak up

Nobody knows the trouble I have seeing

It is well with my soul, but my back aches a lot

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